deputy editor @menshealthmag, formerly features editor @romper. mom, but not weird about it. my foul mouth is trumped only by my sick mind.

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@ejdickson — 8,583 followers, 16,867 tweets

I mean I don’t really care that he had an affair or that she’s a porn star so whoops guess I’m crazeeeeeee as a fox 
Good night media Twitter thank the lord you are well And now never speak of Aziz Ansari again, said Miss Clavel
Find someone who loves you as much as Jewish dads love quoting Inglorious Bastards
@deelizabeth_ And the baby had to run up the slide to escape him
@deelizabeth_ Sure but it’s not working he literally tackled another baby today
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