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Elinor Jones

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THE TRASH REPORT: The President’s Ancient, My He-Man Gay, Paltrow’s Bleak, and Blazers Chic

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By Elinor Jones 
| Portland Mercury
Hello, Trash Pandas! Welcome back to the Trash Report. I’m Elinor Jones, coming in hot, as in, it is hot outside, and I am hot. I am an Oregonian and I get whiny when the temperature falls outside of my preferred 45-75 degree range. (Climate change has made me more unbearable than usual, which is saying something.) The dumpsters are rank as hell, so let’s hold our noses and observe the trashiest news of the day.
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THE TRASH REPORT: With Liberty and Sweaty Shirtless Men for All!

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By Elinor Jones 
| Portland Mercury
Hello, and welcome to another Trash Report! I’m your girl, Elinor Jones. You’ll notice that this edition is exceptionally queer, and that is because it will appear in our upcoming printed Queer Issue. Look for it on newstands (do we still have those?) soon! And you may be wondering, “Elinor, I am not queer, will this column have anything for me?” To which I reply: grow up. Everybody in Portland is queer. They put fabulosity in the water instead of fluoride.
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THE TRASH REPORT: On Sweatpants, Underpants, and Toilets (But Cute!)

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By Elinor Jones 
| Portland Mercury
Hello, Trash Pandas! Welcome to another Trash Report. I am the garbage mother, Elinor Jones, here to regale you with gossip and the news. Or rather, my thoughts on gossip and the news, which are much more fun. Pour some sparkling water into that chardonnay and add a couple of ice cubes to keep her cold, because we’re going to be here a minute.
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