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@lilyelizajane — 648 followers, 1,463 tweets

Nov 18, 2017

Applying to law schools that rejected me in undergrad like

Nov 18, 2017

Me: Wow, I really need to focus on my law school applications! Me to me: Paint your nails, start a YouTube channel, drink an entire bottle of wine, pick a fight with a Twitter account called "Deplorable Jill," consume six cups of coffee, FB stalk your boyfriend from summer camp..

Nov 18, 2017

RT @NormOrnstein: From @CillizzaCNN to @maddow media people equate Al Franken’s boorish behavior of a simulated grope to Roy Moore locking…

Nov 17, 2017

RT @brianklaas: Just your friendly reminder that a guy who physically attacked a journalist and then lied about it to police was su… 

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