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@emilyabbate — 2,003 followers, 6,069 tweets

Jun 20, 2017

Dear @Starbucks: Covering your outlets so customers can't do work & stick around rubs me the wrong way. Love, this freelance journalist

Jun 19, 2017

[2 of 2] No one can give me any answers. This is exactly why more than 33 percent of adults let back pain go untreated.

Jun 19, 2017

[1 of 2] I've had to call 5 diff numbers in attempt to get 3 different costs associated with getting an epidural for my back arthritis.

Jun 19, 2017

How I feel after walking away from a spread of funfetti bagels in the @WeWork GC kitchen. TAKE THAT, MONDAY!

Jun 16, 2017

@JetBlue "Yes there are seats, but you can't board." Cue: couple 2-feet away, not even out of terminal, walking onto gangway.

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