Writer, journalist, smart ass. My latest book is called "Old Records Never Die"

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Eric Spitznagel is a frequent contributor to magazines like Playboy, Esquire, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Maxim, Billboard, Details, Men's Health, The Believer, and the New York Times Magazine, among many others. He's a former Executive Writer for Men's Health. He’s the author of six books, inclu...

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Sep 25, 2017

Trump explains that he's not racist while giving our country the bird, Hey, fuck you too, you racist piece of shit. #BendTheKnee https://t.co/7i8MupPt8K

Sep 22, 2017

A lovely NSFW story from Monkeybicycle about lust and being worried about hurricanes and smallpox.  http://monkeybicycle.net/hopeless-scared-feel-harder-need-fucked/ 

Sep 19, 2017

The average millennial spends $96 BILLION on food? Damn. Where are they buying this super expensive food? Also, can I have a loan? https://t.co/x5b7FFTL8l

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