Writer, journalist, smart ass. My latest book is called "Old Records Never Die"

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Eric Spitznagel is a frequent contributor to magazines like Playboy, Esquire, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Maxim, Billboard, Details, Men's Health, The Believer, and the New York Times Magazine, among many others. He's a former Executive Writer for Men's Health. He’s the author of six books, inclu...

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Our president is a #ShitHole. An actual shithole. A chasm in which only excrement comes in or out. A fecal geyser. A conduit for dookies. A flume of sharts. Old Poop Faithful. #ShitHolePrez
@fargonia I take full responsibility. And also, save me a bowl.
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