Writer, journalist, smart ass. My latest book is called "Old Records Never Die"

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Eric Spitznagel is a frequent contributor to magazines like Playboy, Esquire, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone, Maxim, Billboard, Details, Men's Health, The Believer, and the New York Times Magazine, among many others. He's a former Executive Writer for Men's Health. He’s the author of six books, inclu...

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Jun 22, 2017

If anybody was wondering where they can donate their used hoes, there's a drop-off bin near our house. #pimpsuphoesdown https://t.co/hpKl6pR2ep

Jun 21, 2017

So... my kid is just home all the time now? Is that how summer works? Are there any Chicago slaughterhouse fun camps for 6 year olds?

Jun 20, 2017

Star Wars sequels are amazing now, Bill Cosby is the worst, and other things we wouldn't have believed 5 years ago.  http://bestlifeonline.com/present-day-facts-no-one-couldve-predicted/ 

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