Erin Brains

My hair tends to be kind of wild, almost curly, mostly frizzy, and bleached to heck and back. At worst, if left alone, it will resemble that of an ‘80s hair band back-up dancer. At best, when I’ve spent the time needed to do a Pinterest-inspired blowout, it’s almost passable as somewhat healthy and professional. I’m sluggish, so doing much of anything with my hair is a pretty low priority. I have eternally yearned for the sleek and easy looks that tend to sprout naturally from other folks’ heads.