Evan Porter on Muck Rack

Evan Porter

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Jun 23, 2017

Grocery store: Hold up the entire line because your zucchini rang up 5 cents over marked price. But yes the sad child is ruining everything.

Jun 23, 2017

And ppl in restaurants? Woo boy. Getting drunk, berating the server, talking on cell phones. But yes the crying child is the problem.

Jun 23, 2017

Meanwhile the guy at the back of the plane is elbowing ppl out of the way the second you land so he can get off .76 seconds earlier

Jun 23, 2017

'Children should be neither seen nor heard,' etc.

Jun 23, 2017

I like how adults are allowed to do all kinds of obnoxious shit in public but God forbid a child cry or get upset

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