Here she comes, Thierry Ennui...

The Trump revelations show how much women are expected to ignore — Tweet me your first assaults," wrote Kelly Oxford after the Trump tape leaked. "I'll go first: Old man on city bus grabs my 'pussy' and smiles at me, I'm 12." By Sunday the trickle of responses had become a stream, a river, the sea.

The new scent of a woman — This season's new scents include the latest addition to Chanel's No 5 collection (lightness, citrus and rose), Tom Ford's Ombré Leather 16, Jonathan Anderson's first fragrances for Loewe (inspired by "the morning after"), Prada's beautiful Olfactories range and Les Parfums Louis Vuitton, based on a series of seven journeys - super-fans can buy a monogrammed trunk containing three bottles, and return to Louis Vuitton stores to get them refilled from individual perfume fountains.

Sharon Horgan: Queen of difficult women — One evening in 2014, Sharon Horgan met Sarah Jessica Parker for dinner. After making her name in a show about sex and thankless dating, Parker wanted to make a programme about grown-up relationships - she was a fan of Horgan's Pulling, and the two had started tentative talks about working together on a show about a long and painful divorce.

Beware the vibrant, emerging, misleading language of gentrification — I have started a list in the back of a notebook, a short dictionary of the language of gentrification. It began with the word "decanted". Typically we decant wine from a bottle into a carafe in order to separate the sediment.

How sleep became the new must-have — If tiredness was measured in duvet togs I'd currently be at a winter-weight 13.5; my eyes made of crisps, my body a Frube. It's been a long week, with a sick child who came and slept with me, her rolling body falling out of bed and on to the floor with a clinical thump every time I fell asleep.

Create your own feline eyes — Think of white eyeshadow as a tiny spotlight. It illuminates everything it touches, meaning that if you wear eyeliner on top, the effect is heightened. Brightened. At the couture shows, the autumn/winter looks relied on a series of variations on the feline eye, with Armani Privé's coiffed models making their smoky swooshes of liner even more dramatic with bold gradations of white and pale grey shadow, lighting it from beneath.

All you need is love… and screaming: what the Beatles really meant — When George Martin's son recently remixed the Beatles' live recordings, he removed the screams. Hearing snatches of the new songs makes me feel uncomfortable, as if... as if the music has been caught just coming out of the shower, too naked, too raw. And also it seems to miss the point.

Editor's picks: beauty looks for A/W 16 - in pictures — Brittle and brash, with Guy Bourdin-style black eyes and red lips, this season Saint Laurent's beauty came straight from an 80s nightclub

Joe Wicks: ‘People say I’m a cross between Jamie Oliver and Mr Motivator’ — A ripe Thursday afternoon in Richmond, and for Joe Wicks it is a "content day". I join the Body Coach at his favourite restaurant, Rock & Rose, to find Wicks uploading an old photo of prawn linguine to Instagram. "Content!" he is saying to his PR, loudly. He hands me a Pimm's.

Gemma Arterton: ‘It’s easier to conform and shut up’ — If you ask Gemma Arterton if she regrets her career choices to date, she will look you straight in the eye and tell you it's complicated. The year she graduated from Rada she appeared in Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla; in a Brit comedy with Mackenzie Crook; as the lead in Tess of the D'Urbervilles; and as Bond girl Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace.
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Oct 20, 2016

'Say what you like about political correctness, it will never take our inverted commas from us.' God she's good. 

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