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@BurntOutCase @jessesingal Of course there’s such a thing as a permanent green card, it’s right there in the name. Legal Permanent Residence.
Very Bad News: No more dim sum at Joy Luck Palace as of Feb 1 😥
If you ever thought that having a green card was all you needed to stay in the country, read this and start your naturalization process now. 
RT @jessesingal: 1/ Lukasz Niec, a Mich. doctor "who has been living in America for nearly 40 years[,] finds himself in jail after U…
I rarely tweet SNL (or any) videos but this week’s Weekend Update is 🔥 
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