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@Flannsplainer — 368 followers, 2,134 tweets

Aug 21, 2017

RT @MindBlowing: all my life i've always thought that wolves were the size of average dogs but guess i was wrong https://t.co/XgSbE0imX3

Aug 21, 2017

I just fed an unshelled pea to a snail. I am Snow White.

Aug 21, 2017

RT @mattdpearce: I know lots of poor white folk who haven't joined the Klan. Richard Spencer has two and a half college degrees.  https://twitter.com/meetthepress/status/899255951382896640 

Aug 21, 2017

RT @Fred_Delicious: Trump only had one thing to do today. One thing to not fuck up. All he had to do was not look directly at the sun.…

Aug 21, 2017

RT @altclassic: "I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong." - Morrissey https://t.co/9o5KK9EBbw

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