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@GershKuntzman — 3,483 followers, 11,334 tweets

For the record: 20 out of 20 on the defensive driving FINAL. Eat it, non-defensive drivers!
Final note from defensive driving course. It consisted of 62 pages of information about safe driving. Only one half of one page was about drivers sharing the road with cyclists. That’s 1/124 of the course. OUTRAGE
So I’m taking a defensive driving course to save 10% on my insurance and I just learned I can have TWO DRINKS in an hour and not be DUI. To be fair, if I have two drinks in an hour, I’m so drunk I tell old stories about Prospect Park goose massacres. Just as @PPVSRB or @vdimiceli
“I was always there for you” is bad, but the second opening line is, “I was always on time,” which I am … and isn’t such a bad thing to be! #Blessed 
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