Food: 3/5 Walthamstow's passage to fanciness is a complex animal. West Londoners are still pant-wettingly terrified to go, imagining that East 17's Brian Harvey lurks on every corner in a camouflage snowsuit and the air hangs heavy with popcorn chicken and poverty.
Recent research from the University of the Bloody Obvious, or in this case the University of Pittsburgh, has warned that social media is making us feel lonely. Well, what a breakthrough. Who knew that perusing 10, 20 or even 30 riotous Facebook pictures of a colleague's Saturday night house party - to which you definitely weren't invited - causes Sunday-long existential angst?
News of an increase in 'grown up' gap years, with 'kids' of 28 + quitting jobs to see the world, is designed simply, I sense, to agitate anyone like me who is through the saloon doors of forty. We know what you bastards are up to.