Grant Holloway

Using percussive massage guns on your eyes, that is. Why, what did you think we were talking about? If there was just one part of the body you’d hope folks would think twice about before messing with, it would be the eyes. Unfortunately, when it comes to the boundless capacity for human stupidity, all bets are off. In the past your Back Page scrawler has reported on the moonbat bonkers practices of corneal tattooing  and eye dyeing, and the hazards they present to these highly sensitive organs.

When it comes to survival, even microbes know the benefit of teamwork. Your Back Page scrawler has a grudging respect for bacteria. They’ve been kicking around for pretty much as long as this planet has been and there’s unknowable gazillions of them surviving and thriving in every imaginable environment. And while the bulk of these usually singled-celled critters are either beneficial to human folks or essentially harmless, it’s the troublemakers like e.coli and friends that get all the publicity.

Using percussive massage guns on your eyes, that is. Why, what did you think we were talking about? If there was just one part of the body you’d hope folks would think twice about before messing with, it would be the eyes. Unfortunately, when it comes to the boundless capacity for human stupidity, all bets are off. In the past your Back Page scrawler has reported on the moonbat bonkers practices of corneal tattooing and eye dyeing, and the hazards they present to these highly sensitive organs.