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They sell “Actions” for Photoshop and a very reasonable rate. One place I like to by actions from is Envato Market. Most of the actions I bought were only $6 each. That’s incredibly affordable. You can buy actions to make photos look like sandstorms, like broken glass, like sparkly fairy worlds or like watercolor paintings. They are extremely easy to use and usually a video tutorial is linked so that you can see step-by-step what to do to make the action work.
You can make a panorama image of just about anything. Someone told me that one time, but I did not really believe it. Now I do. I just finished photographing an old roofing nail with my old (really old) digital camera. There are not too many things in today's world that are uglier than an old roofing nail. That proves up three things worthy of note. To wit: (1) New roofing nails are less ugly than are old roofing nails. (2) There are no mirrors in my house.
Nonsense poetry or verse is a long established tradition in creative writing and is still popular with readers of English language poems. Poetry that has no real meaning and often makes us laugh and think weird things has a unique appeal. It's also playful - who doesn't like playing with their language? Crazy images can pop up in the mind as we come across words and phrases that we've never seen before. Perhaps this is the reason it still endures?
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