I never thought I would end up with a zaddy. For the uninitiated, Urban Dictionary defines a zaddy as “an attractive older man who is fashionable or charismatic.” Otherwise known as the gorgeous guys in Rolex commercials who look like they know exactly where your clitoris is. Celebrity zaddies include Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Idris Alba, David Harbour, Barack Obama, Pierce Brosnan, and, in some cases, Steve Carell (to each their own!).