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@hannahsmothers_ — 5,078 followers, 9,276 tweets

Nov 22, 2017

@aleksnotalex @TheBestBus i am also on this bus and can attest it’s extremely uncomfortable in here with two hours left on the trip

Nov 22, 2017

timely reminder that the kindest thing you can do for all your exes during the holidays is Leave Them Alone

Nov 22, 2017

bananas are the fuckin weakest fruit but they also happen to be my favorite snack

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