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Hey Pandas, Can You Share Your State's Or City's "Odd" Or "Strange" Covid Safety Rules?

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By Wendy Harrison, Ian Bartels, Shannon Petruk
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I'm a writer working on a satire. Tell me the strangest or craziest rules and mandates your state or city government imposed without explanation to slow the spread. #1 No more than 2 people allowed in a vehicle, even if they are family. Because when for example two parents have to go somewhere with their two children (so 4 people) covid is highly infectious in the car, while when you live in the same house 24/7 it's not.
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Hey Pandas, How Would You Describe Your Pet?

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By Jacob Eirikson, Ian Bartels, Christian Bradshaw
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At my house, I have over 10 fish, 1 dog, and 1 cat. I take care of the dog and half of the fish. But I know how I would describe my pets: fish = fish, dog = old & tired, cat = scared. Even though they are a lot of work, they are still our companions. We love them and they love us, but they sometimes are very different from their owners. Different animals act differently. How would you describe your pet?
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What Were The Most Cringe Pick-Up Lines You've Ever Heard?

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By Christian Bradshaw, Ian Bartels, Mick Foord
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I have no idea if pick-up lines are coming back, 'cause I am a teenager and the amount of pick-up lines I have heard is astronomical. I would love to hear your hilariously cringe stories. P.S. If you are a guy reading this, DO NOT try to use these. They have already failed once. #1 Are you Mcdonalds? Cause you're going straight to my thighs Report #2 "if you were a booger I would pick you first" after he said that I just slowly walked away.
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