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Commuter’s Dream

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By Imagines Guy
| The Onion
This charming 2-bedroom is technically walking distance from the local train station, in the sense that humans are physically capable of walking 41 miles without dying.
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Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance

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By Imagines Guy
| The Onion
Fastball. High and inside. Give ’em a little chin music. And watch the runner on first.
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Poll Finds Majority Of Republicans Support Unions

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By Imagines Guy
| The Onion
A new Gallup poll found that 52% of Republicans support labor unions in spite of GOP lawmakers’ continued push to stifle union priorities. What do you think? “We can’t count on all bosses to treat their workers as well as Donald Trump does.” Jeff Whitt, Shelving Expert “Collective action is the only way to defeat socialism.” Athena Groce, Brewery Custodian “Just because Republicans support something doesn’t mean they like it.” Don Cardenas, Chinchilla Groomer
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