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@j_m_wood — 22,628 followers, 11,465 tweets

Sep 21, 2017

Things airlines don't tell you: part of the reason first class costs more is the benefit of giving snarky looks as the coach folks board.

Sep 21, 2017

@RebeccaPahle I can totally see you with a crimped out high side pony back in the day.

Sep 21, 2017

Can't tell if that's better or worse than a scrunchie. I say worse.

Sep 21, 2017

Spotted: banana clip. Reminder: it's 2017.

Sep 21, 2017

@esofge Pretty much. but I make sure to keep the seat next to me wide open so I'm not technically encroaching. The "fuck off" vibe protects me.

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