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@j_m_wood — 22,652 followers, 12,886 tweets

This J.K. Simmons x 2 show looks good and all. But I'm holding out for J.K. x 4.
RT @keithboykin: Trump spent the past 3 years making sexist personal attacks against Carly Fiorina, Hillary Clinton, Megyn Kelly and… https://t.co/VYI3ff7VlK
When the vet thinks your cat might have a tumor... but it turns out that he has spent the last couple of years eating dozens of your elastic hair ties. And they're just chilling in his stomach.
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