One million nickels. Real nickels, like, physical money. I say that because there are plenty of mirages on a 101-degree day at Thunderhill Raceway Park in Willows, California. Even though these nickels are not symptomatic of heat stroke, they are just as out of reach. It's not that I doubt that the 24 Hours of Lemons would cough up its promised prize of $50,000 in five-cent pieces for winning a race overall in an EV. It's more that I doubt it's worthwhile, or even possible.