“Modern man is locked into the shake trap because not to take the proffered paw is interpreted as hostile,” writes Jane Bowron. OPINION: One of the upsides of being a female is that you don’t have to shake hands. During lockdown, stories of what really goes on in the men’s revealed that blokes are pretty slack about washing their hands after using the urinal. After straining the potatoes and giving the old fellow a quick shake, a bloke will emerge from the gents, bump into a mate and shake hands.