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Why I Like the Taste of Billionaire Boots

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By Jared Reed
| Points in Case
Look, I’m a sensible guy. I’ve been at the same middle-class job at the same company scraping by for the past 13 years. I know the rich aren’t exactly looking out for guys like me. And yeah, maybe they do some questionable things. But dammit, if I admit they’re bad now, how the hell am I supposed to justify it once I’m a billionaire one day? Everyone always wants to go after the rich and stop them from taking advantage of average Joes like me. But I don’t care if some new policy will help me today.
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Cease-And-Desist Letters from Hasbro to Santa

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By Jared Reed
| Points in Case
12/22/2018 To Mr. Claus, We here, at Hasbro, have become aware of you and your elves replicating and distributing several of our intellectual properties. This is a formal warning. We demand an end to this year's production and immediate cancellation of any late-night sleigh delivery plans. You might not be aware of just how much damage your operations have done to our business this time of year.
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Sam Hinkie Leaves the Philadelphia Sixers

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By Agatha Christie, Jared Reed, Laura Eason, David Saint
| Main Line Today Verified
Fans of sensible front-office behavior have been given a pair of big gifts over the past six months, in the form of the departures of Chip Kelly and Sam Hinkie. Last December’s removal of Kelly was a chance for the Eagles to step away from his “revolutionary” and ultimately unsuccessful coaching ways and begin the business of becoming a real NFL franchise again—though there’s no guarantee the Jeffrey Lurie/Howie Roseman axis will deliver anything other than more heartache.
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