Editor and dog person. Maybe someday I'll learn how to knit.

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@JenThomps — 491 followers, 3,801 tweets

Jul 19, 2017

Got a clearly targeted ad on phone app. From something I searched for on my laptop. That is creepy.

Jul 18, 2017

RT @TheOnion: Concert Crowd Worried Singer Who Stepped Away From Mic Won’t Make It Back In Time For Chorus  http://trib.al/pGpkLPT  https://t.co/paQ3urFKeY

Jul 18, 2017

Toddler show theme song stuck in my head, and you Animal MechaniCAN shoot me in the damn head, please.

Jul 18, 2017

4 hours of sleep thanks to Tyrannical Toddler. Resting Bitch Face will have to remain activated today.

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