Editor and dog person. Maybe someday I'll learn how to knit.

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@JenThomps — 493 followers, 3,925 tweets

Sep 22, 2017

I know Target is cynically cashing in on my nostalgia but hell yes I bought it anyway. https://t.co/tmQE4l40YK

Sep 22, 2017

This is how we're all going to die in a nuclear holocaust, isn't it? A namecalling orgy between The Fat Kid and The Dotard.

Sep 21, 2017

Yesterday I was worried I'd get hit by a rude Mercedes driver, until I remembered that he cares a whole lot more about his car than I do.

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