Near Toronto, Canada’s Wonderland is home to AlpenFury – a roller coaster touted as the longest and tallest launch coaster in the country. It flings itself around the theme park at speeds up to 115 kph, no doubt accompanied by ear-splitting screams of terror and joy. Just thinking about it gives me a rash. That’s because I’ve decided I’m not into crowds and line-ups, much less shrieking. Instead, I have chosen to embrace JOMO: Joy of Missing Out.