Writer/editor, gifted parallel parker, whiskey pronouncer (tv.esquire.com/videos/70881-t).

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@JoeKeohane — 1,965 followers, 1,129 tweets

@dinfontay He's also quite large, which means he contributes more CO2 to the atmosphere than normals do.
.@maggieNYT: Can you please just ask this guy to recite the Pledge? Bet you 100-1 he doesn't know more than 10 words of it. https://t.co/bA9S6Tlwpx
.@TDBank_US's auto finance division: 1. Doesn't send out paper or digital bills ("only as a courtesy" I'm told), so you never know when $ is due. 2. Won't allow me to set up auto-pay. 3. Charges late fees. Amazingly scummy way to operate.
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