Writer/editor, gifted parallel parker, whiskey pronouncer (tv.esquire.com/videos/70881-t).

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@JoeKeohane — 1,957 followers, 1,104 tweets

Nov 21, 2017

@carlycarioli Goes to show: We don't just have an economic problem, or a technology problem. We have a shitty reader problem.

Nov 20, 2017

@johnwolfson The MTA makes the MBTA look like the MTR in Hong Kong. It's infuriating.

Nov 20, 2017

.@NYGovCuomo: F train just stopped at 14th Street for 20 min. Said the problem was "unresolvable" and kicked us all off. 90 minute commute from Brooklyn. But I sure am glad you steered $5m in MTA money toward a bunch of upstate ski resorts, you worthless hack.

Nov 15, 2017

That sinking feeling you get when you realize publicists have gotten hold of your personal email, and they're sharing it. Like being a campus activist doxed by a bunch of alt-right Pepes on Reddit. A swarm of people chanting, "Just checking back on my previous email..."

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