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Jolene Almendarez

Ithaca, New York
Managing Editor, The Ithaca Voice

Managing Editor @ithacavoice I'm a Texas gal living in a New York world. Avid gardener, lover of sunshine, sunburns, and tan lines. Tips to 210-550-0087

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@manoushz watching your Ted Talk like, "How do I get me more of that glucose? Does that come in pill form?"
"OMG! I OVERSLEPT! HOW COULD I !?!?" *Realizes I've only been asleep for two hours* How do I have anxiety in my sleep, y'all?
@CBSNews My beagle does this. Like...I dunno what to do about it.
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