Stanford scientists just reported that they've been using AI technology to design the tastiest hamburger. But they did not invent the most expensive one. That title belongs to the $666 gold-leaf Douche Burger, the product of a New York food truck. And a Dreaded Chemistry Lesson From Hell, hold the pickles. Image: The $666 Douche Burger. You are what you eat. In today's "Are You Kidding Me?" feature, scientists at Stanford reported that they're using AI to create space-age burger recipes. Seriously?