Karl Notturno

After a summer of “mostly peaceful protests” that very often ended with flames engulfing random buildings in cities across the country, after years of calling the duly elected president of the United States a traitor and comparing him to Hitler and other fascists, after years of denouncing “right-wing terrorists” while turning a blind eye to the countless cases of violence perpetrated on conservatives by left-wing agitators after years of pretending that Big Tech wasn’t censoring average...

(Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP, File) It’s been a long few days for the Ministry of Truth. On Wednesday, Ellen Page announced that she is, in fact, a “he” and that her name is not Ellen at all, but “Elliot.” Wikipedia immediately sprang into action to rectify Elliot Page’s article, changing every instance of her name and her pronouns to conform to her new truth.

As prescient as George Orwell was, even he didn’t have the foresight to see that a major battle would be fought over the truism that women cannot become men. It’s been a long few days for the Ministry of Truth. On Wednesday, Ellen Page announced that she is, in fact, a “he” and that her name is not Ellen at all, but “Elliot.” Wikipedia immediately sprang into action to rectify Elliot Page’s article, changing every instance of her name and her pronouns to conform to her new truth.