Kate Mannion

What planet am I on anymore? And today of all days… I woke up so excited for my free Applebees riblets meal and 30% Kohl's discount and this lunacy nearly crushed my vibe. "The great irony is that Strahan is on a ship surrounded by men and women who would willingly sacrifice their lives to defend his freedom." Yes - his FREEDOM you pandering moron. He's free to stand however he wants. All this overdone patriot policing is so obnoxious that it has me spiraling in the other direction.

¡Aye carumba! An attempted margarita butt-funnel-turned-butt-luge in a Mexican restaurant has set the small, bible-belt town of Waycross, Georgia ablaze with scandalous gossip after video of the incident leaked from Snapchat to the mainstream. There's no way I can actually include said video, but here's a quick recap including details I gathered from other posts: Scene: After hours at the Rodeo Mexican Restaurant, everyone gone except one remaining booth of partiers.