Your breakfast is the great betrayer. It tells everyone on your instagram stories who you are at your core. What you choose to set you up for the day puts your values, your delusions, and your deepest flaws on display. Whether you’re a die-hard porridge loyalist or the type to spend a tenner on an oat milk flat white and call it sustenance, your first meal of the day says more about you than your star sign ever could. Let’s get into it.