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@Staskijiwczejcz — 365 followers, 819 tweets

May 13, 2017

@Mistress_Citrus @jorymicah "Blessed be the crotch-grabbers, for theirs is the kingdom of God."

Apr 11, 2017

@nicksmithnews @lauriejoneshome @lisa_fletch @ABC7News I've always thought "He complied, then complained" is a great alternative to "Nevertheless, she persisted"

Apr 04, 2017

@USA1AUS @nytgraphics @nytimes Anyone who drinks cyanide because they don't like Sprite deserves the results.

Jan 27, 2017

At the Party of the Gods: QUETZALCOATL: Hey Zeus! Zeus starts to wave but Jesus cuts in. JESUS: Q! Mi amigo! ZEUS: [awkwardly eats canapé]

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