Jeopardy! fixture of yesteryear. OMNIBUS podcast, author of twelve books and a bunch of other stuff.

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@KenJennings — 281,205 followers, 19,740 tweets

Subtweet to one of my kids but I’m not sure which one: how do you keep getting that much poop ON the toilet seat
@AndyRichter @nachosarah Ha, Rob Kutner gave me a heads-up. Feel better, Andy!
@cwark1 oops Paula got in way before me. comedians love those little cards!
When you’re getting spanked with Forbes magazine & one of the little subscription reply cards slips out & gives you a paper cut 😬
Why must I constantly be owned by Twitter's fashion elite
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