Jeopardy! fixture of yesteryear. Author of the Junior Genius Guides and a bunch of other stuff. http://ken-jennings.com/books

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@KenJennings — 266,274 followers, 18,682 tweets

Sep 24, 2017

ME: when it comes right down to it, you know, who rescued who? MY DOG, UNDER HIS BREATH: "whom."

Sep 24, 2017

I also decided LeBron should be the all-time NBA playoff scoring leader. That was my idea.

Sep 24, 2017

Hey Stevie Wonder, as a white person I let you make amazing music for decades with your unparalleled talent. Where's MY thank you card

Sep 23, 2017

ME: I like candy, but why does it have to be so many fun colors instead of just hot pink and white? INVENTOR OF GOOD & PLENTY: Ken,

Sep 23, 2017

Just thinking out loud, but maybe if the sewer clown wants to hang out.....he should come up here.

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