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@hellolanemoore — 37,162 followers, 9,802 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

why aren't there craigslist missed connections for people who never leave their house bc like there is no bigger missed connection than that

Nov 20, 2017

"why wasn't i invited to that? i wouldn't have gone, but i should've been invited." --me all the time

Nov 20, 2017

@kateincanada i'm so sad i love @NashvilleCMT so much and i'm gonna miss these characters i wanted to see them do so much more!!! i hope they tour again at least one more time though please please! i need to see Scarlett and Gunnar IRL before i die i'm serious.

Nov 20, 2017

can we officially stop making TV shows that are basically just "A White Guy Just Tryin' To Not Be A Piece Of Shit. Isn't He Inspiring For Trying To Be Relatively Decent? We Thought So Too, So We Gave This Show 6 Seasons"

Nov 20, 2017

if you have moments during all this where you feel happy or proud or cute, allow it. take breaks. don't let anyone tell you how to survive.

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