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@hellolanemoore — 39,365 followers, 10,204 tweets

@mmhmmawkward I write it every night in nyc. It’s a long running hit
@AuraInBrooklyn omg please do a reading for me pleeeease. do you do readings for sad girls in tutus?
i also put some video in my Instagram stories of said activities  the little girl & her dog were stupidly cute & kind & i feel like they were sent to me to make my night better & lighter and frankly even more cinematic but it was very nice and weird as fuck
i spent tonight singing alone in an empty playground on the swings while wearing a tutu, a Velvet Underground shirt, & glitter knee socks before being joined by a little girl & a dog who came over to swing with me so i am now ready to accept my award for Manic Pixie-est Shit Ever
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