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@LaurenFaceEvans — 5,411 followers, 2,134 tweets

Jun 19, 2017

@bfishbfish I'm already looking forward to fielding the "WTF HAS YOUR COUNTRY DONE" accusations from all the backpacking Germans

Jun 19, 2017

@bfishbfish trying to find non-Russia probe news is like trying to find Trump's scalp beneath his weave

Jun 17, 2017

RT @nytimes: Photo flashback: “It’s nonsense trying to regulate people’s morals by law.”  http://nyti.ms/2rnITL6  https://t.co/6y6FAfDdot

Jun 17, 2017

Fun fact: This song is about the joy I feel working summer weekends when no one else gets to go to the beach, either  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4 

Jun 16, 2017

The only good parties are the ones where they collect everyone's phones and feed them one by one to pythons

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