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@LaurenFaceEvans — 5,411 followers, 2,134 tweets

Jun 19, 2017

@bfishbfish I'm already looking forward to fielding the "WTF HAS YOUR COUNTRY DONE" accusations from all the backpacking Germans

Jun 19, 2017

@bfishbfish trying to find non-Russia probe news is like trying to find Trump's scalp beneath his weave

Jun 17, 2017

RT @nytimes: Photo flashback: “It’s nonsense trying to regulate people’s morals by law.”

Jun 17, 2017

Fun fact: This song is about the joy I feel working summer weekends when no one else gets to go to the beach, either 

Jun 16, 2017

The only good parties are the ones where they collect everyone's phones and feed them one by one to pythons

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