3 SEE THE LIGHT. NOT THAT LIGHT, THE OTHER LIGHT There’s always the option to simply ignore the whole Christmas thing, as typical consumerist nonsense built on an outmoded and frankly sexist, heteronormative view of the family unit. Or consider temporarily converting to one of the religions that aren’t too hot on the C word. Perhaps become a Quaker, Jehovah’s Witness or Elon Musker, at least just for a few weeks into the new year. 4 PARTIES: GO BIG AND GO HOME Don’t go to every party out there.