Kid: Mama, you’re so pretty! Me: Thank you! Kid: But why do you have so many holes in your face? It looks like you were hit by a ton of tiny asteroids. Kid: You’re the best Mama in the world! Me: Thank you! Kid: Well, you’re the best Mama in this family for sure. Kid: Mama, you’re second on my list of things I’m thankful for! Me: Wow! What’s first? Kid: Pizza. Kid: Can I play on the iPad? Me: You can at 5:30; you know the rules. Kid: It’s 5:28; don’t you know how to round up?
