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@loriborgman — 493 followers, 1,091 tweets

#liftetimefitness bans cable news channels from gyms. So sad. Watching #CNN and #FOXNEWS simultaneously pumps up your heart rate! Love you #planetfitness
RT @Friday_Magazine: .@loriborgman gets nostalgic about times when telephone conversations and privacy did not go hand in hand.…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/950244298997542912 
Search is on for missing Jesus We can't find him anywhere. Plastic. Two by 3 inches. Bright blue eyes, pink lips, blond curls. He looks nothing at all like a true newborn, let alone a Middle Eastern Jewish newborn, but still. We have history together. https://t.co/DSTr4l1F3g https://t.co/Y9Z2bvEYcw
You have to wonder what part of Do Not Bend did they not understand? https://t.co/nYz3T9y8WQ
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