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@TribLuis — 3,532 followers, 5,286 tweets

Sep 23, 2017

@Orrin_Schwarz Your tweets about Fire players on loan -- amazing.

Sep 23, 2017

Today was my favorite day in Twitter history and it's not even close.

Sep 23, 2017

RT @ChaseMit: Dating me is considered a great honor for a supermodel. Kate Upton is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!

Sep 22, 2017

Which celeb has the dullest (active) Twitter account? I say Cristiano Ronaldo. No personality. Just pics, advertisements and sports cliches.

Sep 20, 2017

@Orrin_Schwarz Do you even remember what it's like to cover an MLS playoff game?

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