Tradwives have been baking, churning, scrubbing, and harvesting their ways through our social media feeds for several years now, praising homemaking and subservience to their husbands on countless dedicated TikTok channels. With her pristine makeup and prairie dresses and endless cheerful obedience, this internet persona, the tradwife—as in “traditional” wife—seemed predestined to end up as a character in fiction or film.