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Self-Portrait as Combination Taco Bell / Pizza Hut / KFC

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By Aaron Hand, Jon Loomis, Michael C. Blumenthal, Maggie Farren
| Poem-a-Day
the unholy trinity of suburban late-night salvation barring seemingly endless options of worship bean burrito breadsticks and mashed potatoes or a soft taco pan pizza and a buttered biscuit an unimaginable combination of food flavors for people not ready to go home to their parents and yet none of the options feel quite right so maybe I should call it Self-Portrait as idling in a drive-thru with your friends crammed across the sunken bench seats avoiding the glow of the check engine light...
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