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Maria Cassano

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Affiliate Marketing Writer and Freelance Journalist — Bustle
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@whosthatburr — 100 followers, 179 tweets

Oh hey, glass of water from a week ago. Do you know who I am? I'm the dead opposite of that little girl from Signs. Omnom.
Google's derp-factor is through the roof today. I'm a fan.
My #woodiescosign is Ben Howard. He's gonna be huge in 2016. Check the playlist:  http://woodiescosign.mtv.com 
Can't take Amanda seriously when there's a chicken butt in the corner behind her #thebachelor
“I don't think the Mario franchise as a whole has taken enough advantage of enemies regurgitating blood-stained overalls.” #gamegrumps
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