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@mariellewakim — 1,097 followers, 765 tweets

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: no one describes @BachelorABC contestants as perfectly as @vulture's @wtflanksteak. And thank God for it.
right now I can’t think of one thing I want to touch less than the cup of liquid given to me by someone who just said “this is my first shift back after two weeks of the flu,” and that surprises me considering how many gross things there are in the world
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