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Sep 21, 2017

RT @theprophetpizza: "Baywatch, like the Trump Administration, was made for the fans, not the critics." Get out the SPF90 for @hamrahrama 

Sep 19, 2017

@theprophetpizza they gave them to us when I did ayahuasca to vomit into!

Sep 14, 2017

RT @Wendy_Mc: You guys: is Danielle Steel's Danielle Steel Book Desk more badass than Jackie Collins's Shitload of Crystal Panthe…

Sep 13, 2017

Guys WILL OLDHAM goes on a blind date with Reese Witherspoon in Home Again

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