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I had a lucid dream last night. I found out that when given the opportunity to bend the laws of physics, my first instinct is to make a grilled cheese appear out of thin air. And then another because that one was cold.
Christmastime has officially started when the first thing you eat in the morning (yes, even before coffee) is a cookie.
There were five TSA agents trying to deal with the can of beans in my carryon. The one holding the beans said “there are too many cooks in the kitchen” with a straight face. I still can’t tell if it was a joke.
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