Mark David Woollard

They've finally kissed, but what happened next??? To read part one click here Two dates down with Rick and we still hadn’t shared anything more intimate than a handhold. This was definitely some kind of record for me. It’s been a rare occurrence for me to get past the first date without a bit of How’s your father. But with Rick. De nada. Not even a kiss. Some friends thought this was a bad sign. Others believed it was romantic. I started to panic.

I’m taking you back to 2016… I was lashed on my faux leather sofa, knocking back a much-needed glass of Savvy B. I can’t remember why it was much needed. It probably wasn’t. But when it comes to Savvy B, who needs a reason? I looked down at my phone to see a notification ping up. A Grindr notification. Looking at the half-drunk bottle of New Zealand plonk, I decided whoever it was had better be prepared to travel. I was over the limit.

The Sex Files, THE UNDATEABLE GAY reviews his past encounters and the issues of having a high sex drive. Not only has Coronavirus put us into a situation where we have been separated from our friends and families, but it has also given us singletons an extra problem. When the hell can we have sex again? I’m not saying I’m a slut but I’ve got needs. I’m craving a one night stand. It is almost five months since this enforced dry was spell was pushed upon us.