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@mrmarksteel — 149,811 followers, 9,497 tweets

Oh gawd. For the 4th and 5th Tests, can we play something other than cricket, such as pass the parcel, to give ourselves an outside chance?
Ah, that familiar confusing feeling, when you wake up to discover England are all out for less runs than they had for 4 wickets when you went to sleep.
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