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@mrmarksteel — 144,340 followers, 8,889 tweets

Aug 21, 2017

@jomcnally Marvellous being like that isn't it? London could be under Dalek rule and I'd barely notice. I shall come to the show tonight, if I may....

Aug 21, 2017

After 3 weeks at the Edinburgh Festival you can get isolated, and forget the crises in the real world, like a clock getting mended.

Aug 20, 2017

@VictoriaCoren Of course it's for you. I should add that after 3 weeks of Edinburgh I'm not entirely confident I know my own name but even so...

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