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@mrmarksteel — 146,737 followers, 9,163 tweets

Oct 18, 2017

@chrisbillett I just needed 30 minutes schooling on how to heat a cup of coffee in a microwave.

Oct 18, 2017

If you sign up here, you get a newsletter from me if you want, or something. Lord knows how it works, if it does  http://marksteelinfo.com/ 

Oct 18, 2017

The National Blowtorch Association said it was every American's right to own a blowtorch, and if every spider had a blowtorch they'd be safe https://t.co/OqEh0xLzRi

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