In the rush to govern the age of agentic artificial intelligence (AI), a strange consensus has taken hold. Nearly every framework, policy paper, and regulatory discussion treats AI agents as the primary source of risk. They must be observable, controllable, auditable, and constrained. Humans, by contrast, are quietly ushered into the role of the wise observer. The final backstop, the moral anchor, the one element we can safely assume will keep the system honest. This is not a minor design choice.