Okay, donâ€™t actually carve a turkey the way Post Malone carves up people in his â€œRockstarâ€? video. Your turkey, if you bought it frozen from the grocery store and not, like, from a kill-your-own-poultry farm, will hopefully be a lot less bloody. You also probably shouldnâ€™t slice it with a sword, unless thatâ€™s your Thanksgiving party trick. Post Malone, though, heâ€™s an assassin.