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Justin Caffier

Los Angeles, CA
Writer — Vice

Currently in Hong Kong. Send tips! Writing for @Vice but my tru passion is selling Amway. Few other marketable skills.

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@JustinCaffier — 4,354 followers, 8,945 tweets

Sep 24, 2017

"I hate football and basketball, but these incorrigible Nazis and Ruskies are pretty swell!" - President Bizarro

Sep 23, 2017

If Trump actually tried to #TakeAKnee himself, I'm pretty sure he'd just be stuck there for a bit until the GTA "WASTED" screen came up.

Sep 23, 2017

@bnuh Fell very short of the first, which I loved.

Sep 23, 2017

Kingsmen: Golden Circle... more like Swing and a miss: Golden Cirlce

Sep 23, 2017

Savings aside, I can't wait until Costco gets into the legal weed business bc Kirkland Kush is a rad name for a strain.

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