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@MichaelBonner — 1,757 followers, 3,280 tweets

Jul 21, 2017

Nothing quite so demoralising as @easyJet ground staff announcing flight delay over tannoy in tone suggesting it's ALL the passengers fault

Jul 21, 2017

@SouthernRailUK Nope, it was 3 mins late. Didn't leave Banstead until 8:40. By the time it arrived in Sutton, the 8:45 Luton service had already left.

Jul 21, 2017

@SouthernRailUK 8:37 Banstead to Sutton to connect with 8:45 Sutton to Blackfriars. Late running service means I have to wait until 9:13 Sutton to L Bridge

Jul 21, 2017

@SouthernRailUK as your Banstead to Sutton train is always late, I have to wait 30 mins for next connecting train to L Bridge. Why is that?

Jul 21, 2017

RT @TwopTwips: FIND OUT your Game of Thrones name by telling your actual name to a 4-year old and then asking them to spell it. (via @JaredAshe)

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